Today began the first day of the work week. Monday, The Day of the Testicle. That's what the Chinese call it.
In an effort to cut down on spending, I biked my delicate frame downtown rather than hopping the train. $4.50 round-trip fare saved! I brought a bagged lunch and snacks. $8.00 or so in food costs saved! I recited Bible verses in my head instead of purchasing my weekly Day of the Testicle behind-the-Chipotle-shop hooker. $25 saved! STD's avoided!
So far so good. I went to work, as is my destiny for the time being. I'm making a serious effort to be on time every day. Was I on time? You bet your sweet bird in a boat I was!
8 hours of mind-numbing computer labor later... I biked back via Lake Shore Drive on a beautiful 73 degree sunny day. It was the first time I'd biked to and from work in a good while. Any gentleman worth his weight in monocle cream would wager this to be the perfect day for frivolity and gaiety. But I had no time for that! I returned home and called my student loan company to work out a potential deferment and get the lowdown on altering my monthly payments. Will these things take place? Only time will tell. And I have to fax some stuff. Stay tuned!
"Good day to you my fine meows!"
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